did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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