Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
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