what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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