why didn't you poke me back
Umm I'm too high to move.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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