the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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