Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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