everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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