matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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