Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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