I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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