Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
A+ Viking dick
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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