am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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