pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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