I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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