walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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