i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
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