I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Randomize
