what if I'm pregnant?
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I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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