Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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