bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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