sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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