absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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