Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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