She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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