dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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