I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
