saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
do nipples grow back?
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