can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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