Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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