69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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