Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
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