I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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