Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
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