glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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