I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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