HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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