Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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