So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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