Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
barbara walters just said penis...
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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