I could have mohawked her pubes.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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