my soul wont recognize me after tonight
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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