I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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