A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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