ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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