so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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