So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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