Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
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