i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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