her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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