Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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