walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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